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JihadWarrior987
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« Reply #15 on May 31, 2004, 3:15am » | |
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine
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« Reply #16 on May 31, 2004, 3:15am » | |
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
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« Reply #17 on May 31, 2004, 3:16am » | |
Guy:Excuse me, but do you have tickets?
Girl:Tickets for what?
Guy: (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
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« Reply #18 on May 31, 2004, 3:16am » | |
Guy:When are you gonna stop?
Girl:Stop what?
Guy:Running through my mind.
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« Reply #19 on May 31, 2004, 3:17am » | |
girl: Are you part of the Backstreet Boys?
guy: No why?
Girl: Well then "Quit Playing Games With My Heart"
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JihadWarrior987
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« Reply #20 on May 31, 2004, 3:17am » | |
Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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« Reply #21 on May 31, 2004, 3:18am » | |
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
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« Reply #22 on May 31, 2004, 3:18am » | |
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
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« Reply #23 on May 31, 2004, 3:18am » | |
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight
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« Reply #24 on May 31, 2004, 3:18am » | |
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down
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JihadWarrior987
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« Reply #25 on May 31, 2004, 3:19am » | |
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here
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« Reply #26 on May 31, 2004, 3:19am » | |
Someone call the police cause you just stole my heart.
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« Reply #27 on May 31, 2004, 3:19am » | |
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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« Reply #28 on May 31, 2004, 3:19am » | |
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
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« Reply #29 on May 31, 2004, 3:19am » | |
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
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